whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show

(Source: goodfuckingcoffee)

thecityofpawnee:

you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on

if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl

(Source: saltfree)

obrriens:

Do you ever feel like someone doesn’t want to be friends with you anymore? They don’t have to say anything, you just know. They talk to other people more than you, take hours to reply to your texts instead of minutes, constantly make plans with other people and hardly ask you to hang out. All along you know it isn’t gonna end well but you still have that sliver of hope. And that one day, they ignore you completely. And you know, you finally have to accept, you were right.

(Source: bbodyrock)

theautumnbottom:

tumblr gives me a good outlet for my obsessions so i can trick people in real life into thinking i’m normal.

when people reblog your stuff and put compliments in the tags yes those are the best kinds of people

(Source: ofabeautifulnight)

im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

(Source: girlhearted)